Three funny patches. One features two men in suits with the text 'What is it you say we do here?', another is a caricature of an angry dog, and the third is a rainbow with the word 'WRATH' below it.

Custom Funny Patches: Add Personality to Your Gear

Enhance your uniforms with premium custom military patches that honor service and tradition. Whether you need unit patches, deployment patches, squadron emblems, or commemorative designs, our professional patch services deliver the quality and durability that all branches of the U.S. military demand - Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines, Coast Guard, and Space Force.

Wear Your Humor With Custom Patches

Why Choose Our Custom Funny Patches?

We know funny patches are all about personality and getting a laugh, but that doesn't mean they should fall apart. Our patches bring the humor while maintaining professional quality:

  • Durable Materials: High-quality threads and backing that keep your jokes lasting longer
  • Clear Embroidery: Sharp, detailed designs that make sure your punchline hits
  • Easy Application: Velcro, iron-on, or sew-on backing options available
  • Quick Production: Fast turnaround so you can start getting laughs sooner
  • Design Help: Free consultation to make your funny idea patch-perfect

Funny Patch Styles for Every Situation

Morale Patches

Add some much-needed humor to any situation with morale patches that keep spirits high. From witty one-liners to inside jokes, we help create patches that boost morale while getting laughs. Perfect for military personnel, first responders, or anyone who needs to lighten the mood.

Meme and Pop Culture Patches

Turn your favorite memes and pop culture references into wearable art. Whether it's popular internet jokes, movie quotes, or trending topics, we'll help you create patches that fellow fans will appreciate. Our detailed embroidery ensures your reference comes through clearly.

Sarcastic and Novelty Patches

Sometimes the best humor is subtle. Create patches with clever wordplay, sarcastic badges, or parody designs that make people do a double-take. These patches are perfect for bags, jackets, or anywhere you want to share your sense of humor.

Three funny patches. One is a circular patch with a smiley face wearing a yellow helmet, another features a wolf eating a slice of pizza, and the third shows a moon character with a pipe and the text 'Stay Salty'.

Designed to Stand Up to Daily Use

Just because they're funny doesn't mean they're flimsy. Our patches are built to last through regular wear and washing. Whether they're going on tactical gear, everyday backpacks, or work uniforms, your humorous patches will keep their shape and clarity, ensuring the joke never gets old.

Quality That Matches the Humor

Every funny patch is created with the same high-quality standards as our professional patches. Weather-resistant threads, reinforced borders, and durable backing materials mean your patch will keep getting laughs long after others have fallen apart.